Government Bailout

George Carlin: I don't own any stocks or bonds. All my money is tied up in debt.

Gilbert at 24 Hours

Congratulations to the Adams family.

Fortune: There is no greater pleasure than seeing your loved ones prosper.

Forty is Fabulous

Friends, food, drink, the beach, a bonfire and shhhhh...skinny dipping.

Fortune: Idleness is the holiday of fools