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Where was I when 4th of July firework displays got moved to the 3rd?
I don't like it.
I bypassed Portsmouth's spectacular display because I wasn't in the mood on the 3rd. By the 4th I was, but by then it was just too late. My other peeve about Portsmouth's display: it goes on too long. I love watching fireworks, but after 30 minutes it's hard to remain impressed. Especially when you know they're saving all the good stuff for the finale. Maybe if I was in a horizontal position it would be better. I dunno.
Maybe I'm just old.

Fortune: Idleness is the holiday of fools.