Raise your hand if you've ever had an unpleasant waxing experience... And by unpleasant I'm not talking about the pain caused by wax ripping off hair in very delicate areas - I'm talking about the misery of a bad wax job. I spent 30 minutes half naked on some table while this "professional" removed hair, only to go home and finish the job myself with a razor. My hair line was all crooked on one side and she didn't even tend to the nether regions. Um, isn't that why I'm here - so I wouldn't have to use a razor down there? Yes, I should have asked her why, but I figured it would've been awkward and uncomfortable.
Her: All done.
Me: What about the area below the crooked patch?
Her: Oh no, honey, we don't do that. That's a filthy, vile area. Only whores get that area waxed.
Me: Nevermind.
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