Saturday, May 5, 2007

Found on Craig's List

Dog Park - m4w - 41
Date: 2007-04-23, 10:39AM EDT
Saw you, tall slim lady with cute dog at dogpark. Wanted to ask your name but your dog bit me in the balls. Maybe next time I will wear a cup and ask you for a date.

Sunday in the crosswalk - m4w - 35
Date: 2007-04-23, 10:11AM EDT
to that beautiful goth girl all dressed in black who yelled 'f*ck off' to me when i walked in front of her car" in downtown portsmouth, want to go get coffee sometime?

To the judge, who tried me yesterday (B&E and assult ) - m4w - 24
Date: 2007-05-05, 4:40PM EDTI
really felt the connection. If you could find it in your heart to hear me out, I'd love to make you dinner sometime. It could be at my place and I'll use plastic ware. Let me know... - Case #51**0

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